I can already tell that Phi Phi O’Hara is going to work my last nerve this season.
I don’t care how cute you are out of drag, lady, you’re attitude is stank. We don’t need Tatiana 2.
My friend Geoff gave me my first Pika Pika photo booth experience at the Japantown Mall on Sunday night. We spent WAY too long adding all the custom effects and glittery whatnots afterward. Many of our poses were inspired by the photo booth model girls’ examples. I woke up this morning with the J-Pop cover of “Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough” that played the entire time running through my head. It’s super kawaii!!
Wait, THAT’S who that is? Damn it, now I have to like him a bit cuz I loved Tranny MacGuyver was really funny. Too bad he’s such a dickass.
No one who chooses “Willam” as a drag name should be allowed on television or anywhere, really.
With your little rat face.
He also asked for my email address so he could email me about all the comics he thinks I should check out.
I was telepathically like “accidentally send nudes, accidentally send nudes, accidentally send nudes” as I wrote down my address.
I have this straight guy client who is totally jock hot and calls me “bro” and “dude” and “man” but he’s also a big comic book nerd so it balances out. And then he didn’t believe me when I said I’ll be 39 next month.
“Soooooome enchaaaanted eeeeveniiiiing…”
Praise Dolly for a last minute color correction for keeping my morning busy and the dollars coming’ in!
And a tint with highlight and a few haircuts later today to keep things going. All those humans sacrifices have really been paying off!
This can be a really, really slow time of year for hair salons. When I looked at my books for today (my 11 hour day, mind you), I had no one booked at all.
Is the entire purpose of bears to make sexual innuendos out of everything?
All signs point to “yes”.
That moment in Project Runway: All Stars when you realize that The Devil Wears Prada was about Joanna Coles not Anna Wintour.
I swear she was asked to go in there and undermine them.
Also, everyone loved what was essentially Mondo’s Aquaman dress.
I’m a little bored with PR**. Also, you know things are bad when I desperately miss Michael Kors.
This show is a giant pile of boring. And it’s funny that these folks are considered “all-stars”. Queen, please.
Madonna on Nightline in 1990 interviewed about MTV’s decision to ban the Justify My Love video.
Watch the interview. Probably my favorite Madonna interview ever.
yo Lady Gaga, note that specifics are stated and ideas are being expressed.
One of her finest moments.
proper-superhero-shit asked: 3, 14, 20,
3: I will say, without hesitation, that this is a basically impossible question for me to answer. I treasure so many songs it’s like being asked which kid you like better. And the answers often change. But I will list 10 songs that I completely adore and can’t live without.
- “Call Me” - Throwing Muses
- “You’re No Rock n Roll Fun” - Sleater-Kinney
- “I Shall Be Released” - Nina Simone
- “Oliver’s Army” - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
- “Dreaming” - Blondie
- “One Step Ahead” - Aretha Franklin
- “Tainted Love” - Gloria Jones
- “Kiss Them For Me” - Siouxsie & The Banshees
- “Gutless” - Hole
- “Rebel Girl” - Bikini Kill
lambtime asked: 13!
13: This is tough because I have seriously fallen out of love with seeing live shows due to most bands/artists I love no longer being active. That being said, I’d love to see Metric, St. Vincent, Dum Dum Girls, Veronica Falls.
If we’re talking fantasy live shows, I would have loved to have seen the original Throwing Muses lineup, Blondie in their CBGB’s heyday, Nina Simone before she passed away, Aretha Franklin at the height of her popularity, Madonna for her Blonde Ambition tour, Sparks back in the Angst In My Pants era, Helium circa The Dirt of Luck, Lil’ Kim circa Hardcore, Au Pairs, X-Ray Spex, Elastica and I still wish I hadn’t had a horrible stomach flu when The Breeders in their Pod era incarnation played at CBGB’s when I was in college only 30 minutes away.
nothing2c asked: 11 !
11: I definitely got into Aretha Franklin and a lot of soul girl groups stuff (Gladys Knight, Marvin Gaye, Supremes, Marvelettes, Lesley Gore, Shangri-Las, etc.) because of my Mom and the music she played me. She loves the Beatles and John Lennon too and even though I’m not as a big a fan as she is, I like what I like of them because of her exposing me to it. Oh, I also used to be SCARED of Yoko Ono’s stuff but now I dig it! And I think I developed a love for some classic rock because of my Dad, but he didn’t play music much when I was around.
