February 2011
January 2011
I am kind of slow sometimes.
But I think I just figured out that so many people online use “ur” because they can’t discern the difference between “your” and “you’re”.
So back in 2006 I wrote some Buffy The Vampire...
They asked me because they know I love writing, know I love Buffy and thought it would be a fun challenge for me. I just found them recently and they are actually quite good. And smutty. One is Xander/Angel and the other is Faith/Cordelia - which was a challenge for sure but it was kinda fun to write some dyketastic smut. I just found them again on my computer and they’re actually quite...
sickkandtired asked: I think I would sleep with Steve Martin now if I got the chance. At least the Cheaper by the Dozen years.
NEW WORD I JUST MADE UP!
“Dunt”.
As in short for “daddy cunt”.
As in “I want to bury my face in your hot dunt.”
So gross, right?
calloutqueen asked: It's fun when I put my hair in buntu knots and make it unavailable for dirty paddle brush sex for a day. FUCK YOU PADDLE BRUSH, I'M THE DOM IN THIS RELAYSH.
calloutqueen asked: I think my hair is cheating on me with my paddle brush.
If I could I would buy every long haired hipster...
Because there’s nothing uncool about having shiny hair that doesn’t look like you slept on it and in your own vomit all fucking night long.
Oh, so.
I accepted that dude’s Facebook friendship. I am giving him one month to communicate with me in any significant way and, if not, then he doesn’t need to be my virtual friend anymore. We’re both grown-ass adults, so he should be able to say SOMETHING to me if he’s wanting to be more than ePals, right?
Queer Query
Okay, so there is this bartender at the [local SF gay bar] that I have always found quite attractive. In 2009 I was at [local SF gay bar] with a drag queen pal and said hot bartender was working. We all chatted throughout our time there and, after I made a trip to the bathroom, my drag queen pal told me the bartender was asking about me, wondering if I was single, saying I was cute, etc. DQ...
This totally gorgeous man who does not live...
I know this is going to end with him telling me he wants to poop in my eye.
toddtomorrow asked: Have you seen Portlandia?
And, based on your username and the photo of the model head, I'm guessing you're a hair stylist? Where is your salon?
And, based on your username and the photo of the model head, I'm guessing you're a hair stylist? Where is your salon?
silverwig asked: Weekends in Paris, France
Looking INSANE
Looking INSANE
Ah, classism and the dating standards of gay men:...
Because saying that it’s a deal-breaker if someone has a roommate is just you standing up for what you deserve as some fabulous person, right?
lifethruthelens-deactivated2011 asked: If not burn away the ick it will at least burn out the eyes of anyone that comes near you. LOL Feel better soon!
Out Magazine's 100 Most Elligible Bachelors #73:... →
Okay, so we may not be each others’ types and I don’t know that either of us is all that keen on marriage. But I’d like to just go ahead and propose to John Waters. I mean, I know we’d have a blast living together and he could go snag all the New Orleans stripper bar trade he wants and I wouldn’t care. It would be too fun not to do! And what better reason to get...
